Soy Wax Candle - I won't be doing any of that

Elevate your space with our handcrafted soy wax candle, featuring a unique cross wooden wick that crackles softly as it burns—bringing warmth and ambiance to any room. Made with premium soy wax for a cleaner, longer-lasting burn of over 50 hours.

Each candle stands 9cm tall and is beautifully packaged in a minimalist brown box with a window, offering a peek at the elegance inside—perfect for gifting or treating yourself. Available in a variety of captivating scents to suit any mood or season.

This cheeky candle is part of our Novelty Range, featuring the playful label: “I won’t be doing any of that, but thank you”—a fun and sassy way to say “no” with a smile. Ideal for those who love a good laugh and don’t take things too seriously.

• Cross wooden wick for cozy crackle
• Clean-burning premium soy wax
• 50+ hour burn time
• Height: 9cm
• Gift-ready box with viewing window

A bold and humorous gift that’s sure to get a grin. Perfect for friends who appreciate sarcasm, sass, and great candles.